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Posted on 21st Apr at 1:51 AM, with 107,818 notes

fecloras:

when the teacher calls you up to present in front of the class

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Posted on 21st Apr at 1:49 AM, with 2,228 notes

askgeorgebush:

"Sir, can you please turn off your device while we are in flight?"

*sadly shakes etch-a-sketch and puts it away*

Posted on 21st Apr at 1:47 AM, with 107 notes

goodson:

anyone can tie a cherry stem with their tongue

let’s see what you can do with this banana peel

Posted on 21st Apr at 1:47 AM, with 297,633 notes

sydney-oh25:

This is an important moment in history.

Posted on 21st Apr at 1:46 AM, with 170,334 notes
electronicforest:

so-so-justice-blog:

nathoisking:

i watch the butt, i protect the butt
without this butt my life is useless
i will serve and protect this butt with my life

I shall take no wife, hold no lands, father no children. I shall wear no crowns and win no glory. I shall live and die at my post. I am the sword in the darkness. I am the watcher on the butt. 

this is the best example of how i have woken up the past 3 days that i can find.
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electronicforest:

so-so-justice-blog:

nathoisking:

i watch the butt, i protect the butt

without this butt my life is useless

i will serve and protect this butt with my life

I shall take no wife, hold no lands, father no children. I shall wear no crowns and win no glory. I shall live and die at my post. I am the sword in the darkness. I am the watcher on the butt. 

this is the best example of how i have woken up the past 3 days that i can find.

Posted on 20th Apr at 9:09 PM, with 76,762 notes
susemoji:

sugar-tits-shwoo:

susannawolff:

Donald Trump’s ugly son and Mitt Romney’s ugly son should hang out. I’d like to see that Facebook album.

Oh jesus they look exactly like every smarmy rich kid stereotype in every movie ever


They looked like someone threw a spoon into a bowl of runny mashed potatoes

susemoji:

sugar-tits-shwoo:

susannawolff:

Donald Trump’s ugly son and Mitt Romney’s ugly son should hang out. I’d like to see that Facebook album.

Oh jesus they look exactly like every smarmy rich kid stereotype in every movie ever

They looked like someone threw a spoon into a bowl of runny mashed potatoes

Posted on 20th Apr at 9:09 PM, with 40,675 notes

badassmccall:

if someone asks if youre wearing the same jeans as you wore yesterday and you are just say “have you ever heard of a washing machine” because they will think that you washed them but you are actually just assessing their knowledge of basic household appliances

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